old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

downtown business district

A males crotch / groin area.

Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?

"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."

OUCH!

by mike87111 November 22, 2013

hottie from a distance

When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.

"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."

"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."

by Tarbrow November 27, 2013

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance,more know as KHDDD,is simply the worst KH game ever made!
Nonsense Story.
Hard As Fuck.
Sora Is Freaking Dumb And OOC.

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance is so bad why this game even exists?

by Zapto January 20, 2017

United Imperial District

Branch Country's of Afrikaans Ethics support the redevelopment plan of Africa into a United Imperial District.

The United Impire Dictate is translated into the United Imperial District.

by Pre-Oxford April 24, 2017

nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.

I'm in nose picking distance of the house.

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018

Red light district

Goalie Box in hockey

I dangled that Sally a couple of times, then went and visited the red light district.

by Tempus a Patres June 3, 2018