Someone who believes in God and his son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. A real Christian does not try to force their beliefs on others, and rarely tells people straight out that they are one, but lives like it every day. They realize that no one is perfect, especially themselves, and they do not attempt to make people believe they are.
Some Christians are always trying to force their beliefs on others, and because of those idiots, the rest of us get a bad name and are always being ridiculed.
Some Christians are always trying to force their beliefs on others, and because of those idiots, the rest of us get a bad name and are always being ridiculed.
Girl: Are you a Christian?
Christian: Yea, why?
Girl: You're not going to try to "convert me," are you?
Christian: Why would I do that?
Girl: You all do.
Christian: You've met some pretty bad Christians, haven't you?
Christian: Yea, why?
Girl: You're not going to try to "convert me," are you?
Christian: Why would I do that?
Girl: You all do.
Christian: You've met some pretty bad Christians, haven't you?
by S.Elizabeth January 25, 2010
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A way for brain-washed christian kids to feel cool.
(contrary to the non-believer kids that are just posers and think punk means not to give a shit about anything and to act rebellious so that they can show the other how special they are)
A way for brain-washed christian kids to feel cool.
(contrary to the non-believer kids that are just posers and think punk means not to give a shit about anything and to act rebellious so that they can show the other how special they are)
It's so convenient that they invented christian punk, now i can dress punk but not worry what my church buddies and their moms might think
by Zoster May 28, 2007
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Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.
Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).
All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.
(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).
All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.
So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).
All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.
(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).
All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.
So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?
Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker
(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker
(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
by AgeOfVengeance April 23, 2006
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person2: we played scrabble and housie... had so much christian fun
person2: we played scrabble and housie... had so much christian fun
by shewlase October 24, 2009
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2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.
3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.
4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).
2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.
3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.
4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).
Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...
Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?
Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.
Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?
Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.
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