Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.

At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.

“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.

by StogieBoi September 13, 2020

Captain Fun

This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.

God: chazi help us

Chazi: hold on let me ask captain fun

by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020

Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

Captain Gav

When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it

Oh my! He pulled a Captain Gav outta nowhere!

by DraxlerPSG October 2, 2020