The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.
Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?
Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.
(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.
(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010
Get the Paralyzed Bro mug.The Opposite to a boxset bully, a boxset bro is a friend who is more than willing to part with their favourite series that you always wanted to watch so they can share the awesomeness.
by M.O.P Bolticus April 10, 2009
Get the Boxset Bro mug.Planting a Smirnoff Ice in a surprising and/or funny location. The Smirnoff Ice cannot be in a expected location otherwise the victim has the right to appeal the icing.
The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.
The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.
At the workplace, you are plotting icing a bro. You hide a convenient ice in a draw so when your colleague goes to open his draw for a pencil he discovers an ice. He is very surprised and a crowd of perpetrators who plotted the ice gather round. He stands up, gets on one knee and downs his ice since he doesn't carry a protective ice.
by diamondmanizzle3 February 25, 2014
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Get the Bro-brand mug.Jack(while looking at Alex): hey bro!
Alex: hey!
Jack(while looking at Zach): hey bro taco!
Zach(while flipping off Alex): thats right
Alex: hey!
Jack(while looking at Zach): hey bro taco!
Zach(while flipping off Alex): thats right
by Bruhh6969 February 19, 2015
Get the Bro taco mug.Dan:"Why dont we go on bro brunches?"
Phil: "I don't know, are we gay?"
Dan: "They don't need to know that, Phil."
Phil: "But in our 2022 wedding, they will find out."
Dan: "Are we going to bro brunch or nah?"
Phil: "Fine."
Phil: "I don't know, are we gay?"
Dan: "They don't need to know that, Phil."
Phil: "But in our 2022 wedding, they will find out."
Dan: "Are we going to bro brunch or nah?"
Phil: "Fine."
by DaBest♥ September 14, 2017
Get the bro brunch mug.The pride you have for your bros that is alike to the pride a father has for his child, except that the pride is from one bro to another.
“Hey bro, did you hear about how our bro got all-state in basketball? I have a lot of bro pride for him.”
by captainkhan November 6, 2017
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