Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.

Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.

by Turry911 July 15, 2019

Semi bricked

When you have a boner but it doesn’t go up it just gets longer.

Jenny made me have a semi bricked dick

by Marrymariana October 04, 2023

Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.

“How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood”

by Rayray0_o October 20, 2023

Brick job

When they jerk you off while wearing Lego hands.

I need a good brick job right now.

by NeedOxygenPlease July 12, 2024

Salford Bricking It

Tommy Fury’s version of shitting it

‘I’m Salford bricking it’

by Cloggydon July 11, 2019

dark bricks

hard shit coming out of the human body, like really really hard.

in soviet Russia a gopnik was Russian to the bathroom and was shitting dark bricks

by Tex Gonzalez for the memes March 01, 2021

Buttneck Brick

When it's so cold outside your butt, neck and all extremities are in danger of hypothermia.

"Yo Jeff if I were you I'd call out of work tmrw, it's bout to be buttneck brick."

by thehunnamedbun January 04, 2018