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backdoor bakery

When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.
Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"
by jordynbest December 24, 2009
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baked goods

A slang term for a vagina.
"I hate cats but I love baked goods!"
by DrSpellChecker July 4, 2009
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Mrs. Baker

A english teacher who is also known as JUICEBOX who spends her days watching her dog brody lick his own asshole and sometimes lets brody lick Tims butthole :)
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bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"
"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"
by Priceless12 March 4, 2009
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