Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

bum-scadge

The collection of debris and sweat that gathers in the rectal crease between the buttocks.

It was roasting at graft the day. I better go scrape the bum-scadge out before it cakes me kegs

Here, pet, come smell me bum-scadge

by TheTrufflingPig July 12, 2020

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020

buoyant bum

A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.

Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020

shitty bum

When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum

When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!

by maki43 September 4, 2020

Bum alley

A place where everyone hanging out have no jobs and they typically are getting stoned laughing about having no jobs

Dog this place is bum alley!

by SuperCracker87 September 9, 2020