Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

by 535 January 10, 2012

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

enchanted golden apple

A item that is no longer craftable

Wait we can't craft enchanted golden apples anymore!

by EnchantedGA February 15, 2021

big apple academy

Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”

Big apple academy is such a crappy school.

by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021

Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009

Apple Smash

A school yard game that involves an apple, the more rotten the better and a group of friends. You must first drop the apple from about 1m above your height, so stand on a chair, to break the apple into pieces, the players must then scramble to grab pieces of the apple. Every player must have at least one piece. Then.. you throw the apple pieces at each other, the messier it gets the better.

Person1: Hey dude lets play apple smash
Person2: Whats that?
Person1: An epic game!

by emmyrahh December 9, 2010

Apple Worming

<Verb> The act of thrusting one's FLACCID penis through another person's head. Think of the head being the apple, and the penis being the worm.

Did you hear about the man who got killed by an apple worming? He was found dead with several holes in his head and there were traces of piss inside!

by DrPepper47 February 28, 2011