Anal Vegetable

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum

Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye

by flangeface March 11, 2011

anal wart

a wart on the anus.
something you can yell randomly into the air to mess with peoples heads.

your in the mall with your friends
ANAL WART. then act all innocent like nothing happend

by cniel August 04, 2008

anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen October 01, 2013

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Anal Ring

A ring of matter orbiting Uranus.

Anal rings are intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune.

by Raul Terra November 04, 2020

Anal Captivity

When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.

Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.

by Paycheck October 16, 2012

anal angel

A person who's anal cavity is so tight you damn near pass out and go to heaven while fucking it.

"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"

"Holy shit! I had sex with that chick Kaitlyn and I thought I died and went to heaven. She's a total anal angel!"

by Bitchwithallthecats July 23, 2015