alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.

Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

by Truck fucker April 15, 2020

Alabama Landfill

A group of men turning their sisters into a giant cum dumpster. In short; an incest pool.

“Dude me and Roy did an Alabama Landfill with our sisters”

by Home sweet Florida February 18, 2020

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 9, 2020

Alabama slammer

When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.

My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.

by Mcfucker March 12, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020