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Hassle Cat

Fred you asked me that five times , quit being such a hassle cat!
by Tim McQuaig January 4, 2004
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Cat Sandwich

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.
Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...
by Spanish Sam January 20, 2008
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Cat Killer

A person who is too curious for their own good. Derived from the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat."
A: "Aren't you curious to know why John and his girlfriend broke up? You should try to ask him."

B: "Hey, I'm no cat killer."
by Paylardo March 1, 2011
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cat napping

A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.
Joe: How was your weekend man?

Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.

Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........

Peter: ?
by qorn48 July 6, 2011
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Cat in a pool

Trying to get your nuts in a girls ass while getting your penis in her pussy at the same time. Like a Dog in a bathtub, but much harder to do.
We tried the Dog in a Bath Tub, but that wasn't crazy enough fou us, so we tried the Cat in a Pool.
by oneway April 20, 2009
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Cat tail

When a man wakes up and finds his erection protruding from the front pocket of his FTL's.
Dude, I woke and didn't know my cat tail was showing through my FTLs,Jan saw it, so she sucked my cock.
by PooBone October 18, 2013
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The cat in the hat

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.
Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!
by Ten Wangmo September 18, 2012
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