Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

Potato Mashing

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.

Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.

by Brown Toothbrush November 11, 2015

specular potato

Youtuber who plays hypixel, he sucks dw

Specular potato sucks

by Xoinck October 29, 2020

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

Bob The Potato

Bob the potato is a potato from the book sensation Potato's Journey. Potato's Journey is a famous book of the 6th grade in a school.

Someone: Where is Bob the Potato?

Me: Idk where is he?

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

weird potato

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017