Bob The Potato

Bob the potato is a potato from the book sensation Potato's Journey. Potato's Journey is a famous book of the 6th grade in a school.

Someone: Where is Bob the Potato?

Me: Idk where is he?

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

Potato Mashing

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.

Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.

by Brown Toothbrush January 15, 2016

Bombay potatoes

A sexual act in which the receiver douses their mouth with hot sauce, curry, or some other spicy food additive and then inserts another person's balls in his/her mouth. After insertion, the receiver puffs his/her cheeks out repeatedly. If he/she does not oblige, their cheeks can be simultaneously patted on either side.

Girl, act yo bad self and gimme some Bombay potatoes.

by Isaac Beaverton September 19, 2009

weird potato

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017

Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017