The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 07, 2023
by Paul Phinebaum February 26, 2023
did your new phone crap out, must have totally hived you up
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
by tozra December 23, 2013
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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 17, 2024
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 19, 2018
national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 22, 2021
A definite translation from chinese which is "Go fill more gas in your car".
Goh Jia You is a perfect person to be alive on this very planet earth. A person who always gather plans and is the only person who ditches every time in the group every outing. Goh pulls off tons of excuses when it comes to ditching plans especially during the very last minutes, (ex: I slept late, It's my brother's fault for not waking me up. etc.). Goh also tends say things like he would actually want to join an activity and at the same time also saying that, words are just words. In conclusion, Goh is an asshole.
Goh Jia You is a perfect person to be alive on this very planet earth. A person who always gather plans and is the only person who ditches every time in the group every outing. Goh pulls off tons of excuses when it comes to ditching plans especially during the very last minutes, (ex: I slept late, It's my brother's fault for not waking me up. etc.). Goh also tends say things like he would actually want to join an activity and at the same time also saying that, words are just words. In conclusion, Goh is an asshole.
by CariChinaMan November 23, 2021