shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

Shit-LaTier

this term is used whenever your playing against people that spray into your builds

"liam is a fortnite Shit-laTier"

by Bigboyballin_ March 22, 2025

type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well

sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD

by Jackie:) August 3, 2024

fuckin' that shit up

that annoying ass thing ur friends say when ur eating a good meal

"Damnnn, you're fuckin' that shit up!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRENCE"

by vijustdoesntsee October 11, 2024

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024