I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle

Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.

by Coplobber April 2, 2024

pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

Your Brown

The person that makes you want to sh*t yourself when you see them

“Am I your Brown?”
“Jesse what the f*ck are you talking about”

-Walter White

by LahmHitCar June 11, 2023

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021

your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!

Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!

by Daria's jokes May 20, 2022