your mom

gay

i feel like your mom

by ayush11334 November 3, 2021

put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.

John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.

by ibfrench August 26, 2009

shut your cockpocket

Close your mouth.Close your legs.

Just shut your cockpocket.

by H*iiii August 6, 2018

Your words are as empty as your soul

Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational

Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"

by Dresden06 January 13, 2023

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

Establish Your Stairs

Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.

Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.

My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?

by TwoFacesPodcast March 26, 2022

And when your beautiful...

ITS A BEAUTIFUL FREAKING DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

And when your beautiful...its a beautfiul freaking dayyyyyyyyyy!

by hahahhahnotme October 2, 2023