Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 14, 2011

Ass Scalp

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.

Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!

by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011

ass-steak

A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.

I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.

by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011

Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips April 11, 2011

ass shaped

when something goes horribly wrong.

I hope everything thing goes okay. You know she will blame it on me if everything goes ass shaped.

by The Riviera Kid May 1, 2011

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

ass-fluent

A person that talks a lot of shit.

Stop being so ass-fluent!

by MELody010 May 3, 2011