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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
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shit

the thing that comes out of your ass
shit is something i would not want to tell you about
by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019
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shit finish

An exclamation used for summoning help, when you're done defecating and need someone to clean your ass.
by Marquis de Cod July 13, 2021
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016
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No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020
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Shit

To be cobracoy
Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”
by Cobracoy November 29, 2023
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