Dirty Johnsen

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.

I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!

by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020

dirty dennae

The act of gargling hot sauce and fresh, warm semen.

Who needs blue cheese when you have a Dirty Dennae?

by Jbone696969 April 16, 2020

Dirty Huncho

The sexual position where one tries to fuck Alissa but doesn’t have enough game

Phil said no thank you when they said he should try the dirty Huncho

by Begis April 16, 2020

dirty drix

when a man gets his dick sucked on his best friends bed, as his best friend waits in the closet until finished.

i had some friends over and and they pulled a dirty drix on me!!

by analsexonly April 16, 2020

Dirty Furmonte

When A Black Skinny boi in glasses eat the feces out of a female’s anus preferably with a fork.

Yo, I heard a guy caught the Coronavirus from some chick he did a Dirty Furmonte on.

by Ed of the special April 16, 2020

dirty zaria

the act of projectile vomiting over your partner's toes while giving a blowjob

yo did you just dirty zaria all over me??

by Duhitsmia__ April 16, 2020

Dirty Makeeta

A girl so tall, you can't look her in the eyes, unless you show kindness, clean up after yourself, ask if you can get her anything on your way to the store, and make sure she cums first, otherwise she will get you banned from all Hooter's restaurant chains and ask "Who is this?" when you text her.

After years of pretending to be single when frequenting Hooters, he thought he had a bottom bitch, but found out he was blessed to be with a Dirty Makeeta. But it was too late, because she done kicked his ass out, because why? She's a Dirty Makeeta.

by cottoncandydreamz April 16, 2020