rev my taint

When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint

Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries

by Da real taint rev May 31, 2020

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Grates my guts

Something that just pisses you off so much

Alvin and the chipmunks really grates my guts

by Gutgrater December 31, 2021

My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021

lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

“Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 25, 2023

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021