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That was my shit ( referring to music)
That shit was weak(referring to an action)
Lemme eat that shit (referring to food)
by Gxd-clader December 28, 2021
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Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
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Shit-hole

North platte and most of it people.
This town North Platte is a shit-hole
by Ick licker December 13, 2022
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boby shit

having the complete and utter ability to print but simply choosing not to.
I coulda made 1 billion last night but I was on some boby shit
by tolo69 November 23, 2023
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Shit-LaTier

this term is used whenever your playing against people that spray into your builds
"liam is a fortnite Shit-laTier"
by Bigboyballin_ March 22, 2025
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Shit roulette

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
“ hahaha your bum got poopy because you lost shit roulette
by Musical spirits January 17, 2020
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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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