The gud shit

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by CheesyOof April 23, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

Shit Bank Llc

Its a bank that works and does its job. Any process controls that require additional functionality outside the standard definitions of banking may be done at shit bank llc, for any other banking needs please refer to the normal bank brand names advertised in every country

Could you find shit bank llc anywhere? No I couldn't find shit bank llc there's only normal banks with normal banking activity. Zero balances are cool for everyone! Everyone should have zero balances for years with no work arrounds.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Shit Shadow

A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.

I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."

Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"

by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise. It was first coined by revolutionary Brandon Lawson from the Bay Area in a group message with Enoch Montes and Benny on twitter in the Fall of 2017. Brandon had typed in the words randomly to express his surprise when Enoch brought it up that the phrase was of use.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018