Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
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How was talking to Tom last night?
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
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by ACreativeName June 2, 2021
Get the insane zombie pirates from hell 4 mug.One who feeds off of drama. Typically it is a person of middle school to high school age who walks around school looking for and thriving off of drama, avoiding doing any actual work or gaining any type of education. Drama is all they need. Even if it is none of their business they will hop right in to get their fix.
Could also be a person of adult age who engaged in so much drama during their school years they are unable to go through adult life without. They need it, they want it, they have to have it.
You can avoid turning into a drama zombie by minding your own damn business. The only cure from being a drama zombie is to start minding your own damn business.
Could also be a person of adult age who engaged in so much drama during their school years they are unable to go through adult life without. They need it, they want it, they have to have it.
You can avoid turning into a drama zombie by minding your own damn business. The only cure from being a drama zombie is to start minding your own damn business.
Excuse me Susy, are you going to get to class or are you just going to hang with these drama zombies all day.
Carol from accounting is such a drama zombie does she actually crunch any numbers?
Chad, your such a drama zombie, can you add anything productive to this group project?
Carol from accounting is such a drama zombie does she actually crunch any numbers?
Chad, your such a drama zombie, can you add anything productive to this group project?
by Susan from accounting June 9, 2021
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by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021
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A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.
EAT SHIT.
A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.
EAT SHIT.
A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.
You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.
The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.
One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.
The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.
One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
Get the FEMINIST ZOMBIE mug.The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.
Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.
Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.
Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021
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