When a partner does not know what a blow job is, so they literally blow on your penis, hence making your penis "chilly"
by Analtickler September 5, 2016

Willy big cock has a very big cock and likes to spread joy and positivity. Btw he’s a very thicc boy
by Willy big boy November 2, 2020

by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it
Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.
It was amazing!
It was amazing!
by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.
by J^2mafia July 24, 2023

by Mymumsaccount July 4, 2024

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.
by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018
