twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

twat waffle by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

pecan waffle 

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

pecan waffle by Larbar April 28, 2017

Killer Waffle 

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

Killer Waffle by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

stuffed waffle 

A woman's blue waffle getting stuffed with an erect penis.

The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.

stuffed waffle by ktb baby June 24, 2017

wimbledon waffle maker 

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

wimbledon waffle maker by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

red waffle 

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

red waffle by kur40 July 20, 2017

Cooch Waffle 

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.

Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!

Cooch Waffle by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017