afro waffle 

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

afro waffle by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

twat waffle by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

pecan waffle 

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

pecan waffle by Larbar April 28, 2017

Killer Waffle 

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

Killer Waffle by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

stuffed waffle 

A woman's blue waffle getting stuffed with an erect penis.

The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.

stuffed waffle by ktb baby June 24, 2017

wimbledon waffle maker 

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

wimbledon waffle maker by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

red waffle 

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

red waffle by kur40 July 20, 2017