Catching The Crazy Turkey

Gobbling like a turkey during sex

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night

by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014

turkey's burnt

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.

ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!

by kickstand October 23, 2003

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

turkey necking

when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”

hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?

by basicbarry November 25, 2021

Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

hand turkey

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.

I love hand turkeys

by exposer456 December 14, 2021