Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015
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The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
by capooter February 25, 2009
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2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.
3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
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Very often the ram-ee's fruit cup is taken, evoking a sense of great personal loss on physical and material fronts.
Very often the ram-ee's fruit cup is taken, evoking a sense of great personal loss on physical and material fronts.
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Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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