Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
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I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!
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I'm not kinky or anything, but I would let Burt Reynolds do the Manhattan Clam Chowder on my period.
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“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
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