Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 03, 2017

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When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 19, 2019

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by yummy ass March 26, 2020

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Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 15, 2016

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Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

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the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023

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1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008

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