Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020

Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple

Captain Jackson is a great man and place

by CPO1KM December 23, 2020

Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.

Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!

by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

Captain Hook Syndrome

Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.

Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.

Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.

Example 2:

"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead

by SocialJusticeHamster November 20, 2021