ride the turtle 

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

ride the turtle by illone84 July 6, 2017

beheading the turtle 

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

beheading the turtle by NotABam October 10, 2017

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

legend of turtle head by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017

Sam the turtle 

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs

I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach

Sam the turtle by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 4, 2019

Caught The Turtle 

Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.

“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”

“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”

“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”

Caught The Turtle by ShowerheadMcgee March 31, 2020

Burping the turtle 

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

Burping the turtle by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Catching That Turtle 

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

Catching That Turtle by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021