Sorrento Springs

Sorrento Springs Community, nestled between historic Mount Dora and country bumpkin Eustis ( commonly referred to as Useless ) You get more “house” and “land” for your money, but mainly upper to middle class live here riding their golf carts, letting their dogs out with no leash to poop on the neighboring golf course.

Sorrento Springs is so beautiful

by thatAAchick December 22, 2020

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.

Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America

by Sexydimma April 7, 2021

Soda springs idaho

A shitty town with shitty people who only care about themselves and are very ignorent twords me

I come from soda springs Idaho

by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021

Defuniak springs

They are a bunch of inbred crackheads and people that think they are thugs.

Person1: Time defuniak springs
Person2: you must be a inbred crackhead.
Person3: you must be one of those wanna be gangsters

by Yak850 September 13, 2021

Sand Springs

The home of 69 and little dicks

Oh look bob went to sand springs I bet he has stds now

by Iihf September 15, 2021

Denham Springs High School

Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.

The legal definition for meh should be “Denham Springs High School”

by Osuttag Ebag October 15, 2021