September 2nd

The most beautiful people were born on this magnificent day

Boy- Hey were u born on September 2nd?
Girl- Yes, why?
Boy- Here’s a ring for u

by applejuiceisnice November 7, 2023

September 8

Kiss a boy who’s name starts with a letter D

Hey it’s September 8, I guess I gotta kiss you Daniel

by Dan_The_Man_0 September 8, 2022

September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023

September 14

National Send a Shirtless Boob Picture to your significant other day

Man: Yo its September 14 right?
Woman: Yeah?
Man: Its National Send a Shirtlesa Boob

Picture to your significant other day, hand em over

by cal.kestisss July 27, 2024

September 11

Edward Queef’s birthday

Happy birthday Edward queef it’s September 11

by Joshsmithisanonce67 June 16, 2022

28th september

Get star an asian bf day ☺️

Star needs an asian bf on the 28th september

by wooooohooooo September 27, 2021

September 18

Thick bitch named sheila’s birthday

*it’s september 18th*
sheila: bitch it’s my birthdayy
boy: damn u thick asf , happy birthday !!

by Tht1thiccbit*h November 19, 2023