Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina

He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.

by Kreator January 9, 2015

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Snowball surprise

When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.

Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.

by Gabracadabra October 13, 2018

South African surprise

Getting crabs from casual sex.

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”

by Roachykins May 28, 2018

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

by PJai October 22, 2022

tornado surprise

tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement

Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane

by gabbyz January 22, 2014