Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut

guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot

by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018

You put up

You’re seeing someone romantically and sleeping with them

“Oh so you put up now that’s why I haven’t been hearing from you after a certain time.”

by Sassyshark1 November 26, 2024

dill put

An individual who is simple minded and slow to the point.

Whacks his head,
"DAGNABBIT, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THAT, YOU KNUCKLEHEADED DILL PUT!"

by Knicknackpattywhack November 19, 2023

Put the lime in the coconut

Black male overtly hitting on Latin females

“Damn brah put the lime in the coconut”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016