poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

poo back

Being so full of food you get a sore back

I'm so full ive got poo back

by Viol8r&bono December 19, 2014

poo-pilfere

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

Poo Nudger

Commonly used as a referral to a homosexual. When one has sex with another up the poo hole.

Johnny you're such a poo nudger.

by Joel M B February 8, 2008

Poo Siren

Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.

Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."

by Bearded Bandit September 22, 2012

Poo-leg

When one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their anal region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one's leg.

Coined by MS, DD, SP, and EA on December 10, 2008.

I had no toilet paper, so I had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.

by MZS September 15, 2010

Poo Willy

Sticking your index finger into your asshole and getting as much shit on it as possible, then going up to your friend and sticking the shit finger into their mouth.

POO WILLY

by mrpoowilly March 4, 2011