potato aim

A person with terrible aim, originated in World Of Tanks, yet the phrase has spread into other games such as Fortnite.

That guy has potato aim!

by trollface 5333 January 21, 2019

potato chip

Fragile or injury prone. Usually used in describing a talented athlete with a knack for getting hurt at inopportune times. Refers to the brittle nature of the snack food.

Marcus Camby is a good player but he's a potato chip, he hasn't been active for half the games during his career, nursing one injury or another.

by Henry Gomez January 28, 2006

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

Potato dick

A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.

Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

Mashing the potato

Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.

Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!

by On-a-whole-other-level September 19, 2016

Potato Mashing

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.

Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.

by Brown Toothbrush January 15, 2016