crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer

Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!

by keesville March 4, 2022

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.

"Yo dude I just did a San Diego Pipe cleaner with my girl last night. Her urethra was bleeding!"

by Assblastfucker July 2, 2025

pipes

pipe/pipes is another meaning for a blicky or in other words a gun

oh shits theres the oppz waving there pipes

by fat.tooka November 11, 2020

Pipe Bomb

The act of shotgunning a red bull vodka. Pop a hole in the bottom of a red bull, add a shot of vodka, consume it as fast as humans know how.

Brad: I want an RBV but theyre too mainstream.
Me: Bro, pipe bomb it.

by The Tots September 2, 2018

in the pipe 5x5

Where viper will put you if you piss him off

Viper's got you in the pipe 5x5

by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.

"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."

by ann oldman November 21, 2024