Base Blooben Test

A test used to measure how chobblesome something is

Scar, does your permit meet the criteria of the Base Blooben test?

by LureTheCurse March 10, 2024

cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023

Test Subject 37

Oh god no.... Not Test Subject 37...

Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!

by Tires The Great God February 09, 2021

Face test

It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.

Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye

by 04youmissoismine April 17, 2020

semester test exemptions

The greates gift of all. Presents the joy of sleeping and then doing whatever you wish while know everyone else is at school taking 2 hours long tests.

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by Iamexempt December 19, 2013

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 06, 2012

Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020