1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
by Bleaghs March 27, 2010
(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.
form of face time.
form of face time.
by madelinefersure December 25, 2008
this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.
if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."
by s beskow March 09, 2010
1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
by advocatus July 21, 2008
by A1's Words September 20, 2017
taking something that used to seem impossible and far off in the future and making it feel like it’s actually late
Elon time is accelerating the launch of Model 3 by a whole year with respect to original planning, and when subsequently facing a few months delay, the whole world tells you you’re late...
by EV_rebel May 14, 2021
A certain period during which time is slowed down to a speed where a bullet and its path of motion can clearly be seen, hence the name BULLET time.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003