Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017

Swanky noodle

A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.

Mans not got that good good fam, give man that swanky noodle and he won’t chase eve no more fam

by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017

Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023

Noodling

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis

I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass

by Powerslave312 May 13, 2024

noodles

nudes

mimi just sent me noodles

by dattboiiii November 27, 2016

Libby Noodles

Libby noodles is a nickname for Libby she is a very kind sweet and loyal girl Libby is very beautiful if you are lucky to have a Libby in your life never let go of her and NEVER break a libbys heart she will get her way back at you Libby is a great friend and very flirty towards boys Libby will grow up to be great with a boy friend who respects her don’t mess with a Libby !

Ex bf : I’m sorry I broke up with you date me again we made a great couple

Libby Noodles : thank you next , bitch!

by Charlotte369 March 26, 2019