Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum

I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener

by Trashbonious August 12, 2017

Alabama squeeze box

A sex move where 2 brothers put their sister into a box only leaving out the vagina and mouth, and fuck both holes

“We should give lil sis a good ol Alabama Squeeze Box”

by a_normal_vagabond November 9, 2023

alabama backrub

If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet

Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america

by the123456 May 26, 2014

Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.

Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!

by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

alabama cougar fetish

When you have the hots for your own aunt

My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish

by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018