Hussam’s Law indicates a scenario where you disagree with the person in a conversation, only to contradict yourself and prove the person right, thus being a “Hussam” and showing how stupid you are, proving Hussam’s Law to be correct.
Feldix: “Bro, did you do the homework”
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
Get the Hussam’s Lawmug. The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.
by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007
Get the O.J. lawmug. Your in-laws are members of either the alt-left or alt-right, but you identify with the opposite side that they do.
I am a common sense person, but my alt-laws worship Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Obama, and the Clinton's because they are total sozialists.
by GLT75 May 26, 2017
Get the alt-lawsmug. by Tadpole raisins April 23, 2021
Get the Bird Lawmug. Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.
We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.
We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
Get the mexican lawmug. The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.
"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.
One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.
One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.
by aldwardo November 3, 2006
Get the murphy's lawmug. A mispelling of "Tiocfaidh Ár Lá:, Irish for "our day will come"; the motto of the Republican movement. Often found scrawled on toilet walls by ignorant Republican fellow-travellers who seem to think that they're striking some sort of blow for national unity by scrawling illegibly while doing their best imitation of a crop sprayer with their evacuatory organs.
by Priest of Odd October 21, 2005
Get the Chuckie Or Lawmug.