No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

july 15

me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”

july 15th is annabelle’s birthday.

by maxisarat October 7, 2021

July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old

by coolmfer April 28, 2021

July

July is a girl with a soft heart, she is kind and beautiful. She is like a 6 in the lottery. But be careful, I‘m sure you don‘t want to lose your jackpot, so be kind and sensitive! All my love to July<3

Q:Who is that super nice and beautiful girl?

A: Ohh, its July, she is gorgeous!

by Charlieee<3 November 21, 2021

July 11

July 11 is National Roll out Day! Anybody on wheels that being Roller Blades / Skates, Skateboards, Bikes, etc., gather some friends or go solo on the streets and have fun!

Friend 1: "Hey *Friend 2*, its July 11 and you know what that means...!"
Friend 2: "*Friend 1*, I'm outside your door with my skates on, lets roll!"

by Seasons_Pierre January 16, 2022

July 28

National Rex Oz Day

July 28 is fucking rex oz day

by Rex Oz July 28, 2022