5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015

emily marie johnson

Emily Marie Johnson is one of the most beautiful people! She is very kind hearted and is not selfish! She isn't fake even if she doesn't like you! She hates people who bully! Emily Marie Johnson is popular in school and is well known! She is very athletic but doesn't show it in school! Outside of school she does cheerleading and volleyball! Many people misjudge her! She is beautiful but doesn't believe!

Emily Marie Johnson

is so pretty and athletic i wish she knew that!

by auaishhssb July 7, 2017

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017

marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily

Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson

by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017

William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).

This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.

by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018

smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018