oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!
Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?
by Devotee_14 October 28, 2017
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lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
"Can you please top up my lobster card"
by KevinKofta March 13, 2019
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On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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Red Lobster gift card

When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024
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gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
by aeseara January 29, 2024
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crazy card

a robert card is a man who enjoys shooting ppl and is a bit crazy in the head
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023
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crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023
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