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hypsterical

hip-ster-i-kuhl (adj) -

1. irrational from fear, emotion, or an emotional shock given by something or someone being hip or unhip.

2. over-reacting to something cool (either hip or not) by constantly "plugging" it to everyone you know--or even people you don't.
Wow...do you know how hypsterical you sound?
by peonnn August 4, 2011
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hipstream

When hipster things become mainstream because they are hipster.
The word hipster became hipstream.
by MegaBass November 1, 2013
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Hipstirrer

The most obnoxious form of hipster. Typically female or some sexually ambiguous male, tragically confined by the aimless ideals of white America's commercially manufactured counter-culture, these misguided individuals lie dormant in an utterly useless state until their finely tuned ears pick up any language that can be construed as non-politically correct, then, without fail, they will chime in to scold you with their worthless opinion, as if it's their duty to single-handedly rid the world of all bigotry. Although typically pretty stupid when their logic and beliefs are questioned, they're smart enough to recognize that expressing outrage over words like "gay" or "rape" or "abortion" will garner them the attention their parents never gave them, and thus cannot control their impulse to unnecessarily stir up stupid shit when you're just having a normal conversation.
That pierced up freak girl who didn't get asked to prom finds comfort in the blind solidarity of her fellow nonsense-spewing hipstirrers.
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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pre-hipstoric

From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.
"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."
by DarkAllie6 July 27, 2012
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Hipsterism

Deciding to wear a dress shirt and fucking retardedly skinny jeans and probably Starbucks. Basically, the gender fluid valley girl.
"Bitch!!! Get me a macchiato!" "Did you convert to... HIPSTERISM?!"
by Sacktapass August 28, 2016
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Hipstars

It's a group of kids consisting of 11 members.
Ricky, Rigel, Allison, Vince, Hermie, Marla, James, Anthony, Cathy, Kapila, and Jan.
They all have a love for Pokemon and act as if they were in love with one another. They are tighter than family and they stick together everyday. There are no problems within the group but they have a few outside. Naturally, with perfection comes haters. This particular group is special because of its lack of drama. There is absolutely none. If a problem arises it is quickly solved or expelled.

There are two rules to Hipstars:
-No leaving.
-No new members.
With these rules they ensure that everyone gets along with one another and no one strays away from the family.
The Hipstars are so funny.
by DJRickyy May 18, 2011
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Hispster

A hispster is basically a person of hispanic descent, still living in Latin America but dreaming of living a hipster lifestyle like his idols up north.
A: "You remember my friend Juan Jesus? He's living now in Mexico City but his dream is to live in New York one day..."

B: "Oh, what a hispster douchebag..."
by Cowherd June 9, 2011
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