First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

First Down

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.

After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.

by Paulkout May 14, 2024

FirsttBase77

A War Thunder Baby That Does Not Understand Life.

FirsttBase77 Said He Is An Infant

by That1Viggen May 15, 2024

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity

Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.

by Debon5 June 26, 2024

First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024