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Shoes

Ouuu theses shoes feel nice like sketchers memory foam
by Red90 March 10, 2019
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Big Shoe Lmfao

a very big shoe, lmfao
it is very funny and very large, my ass literally fell off because of the laughter that this big shoe induced into me.
it is also a meme, about some music video called "candy shop" I think
me: "haha, big shoe lmfao"
person: "wdym?"
me: "funny big shoe"
by SomeSillyFeline April 15, 2024
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Shoe-Rape

Carelessly yanking the overlapping laces of a shoe loose to ruin the function and appearance of the weave.

This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".
"Hello, is this Eric's mom? This is principal Shepard. It seems him and a few boys from school started a negative trend of pulling on other student's shoes, calling it 'shoe-rape' and telling people, 'You got raped!'".
by ThaNameGame July 14, 2022
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Shoe gaze

To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart
Yo where’s Derek?

He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.
by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022
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ghost shoes

A pair of white shoes, sometimes with a placard with the name of the victim, placed where the pedestrian died. Memorial of the person who was fatally injured at that location.
Today, I saw a new pair of ghost shoes on a utility pole at the intersection where that pedestrian was killed last week.
by graybiker October 26, 2022
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Shoe

What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.
John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it
by MommyShoeFucker April 22, 2019
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