foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.

Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.

by QuacksO November 4, 2018

foot

a word used by degenerates when they talk/ mutter to each other.

Degenerate 1: Haha, foot. Degenerate 2: no u, foot licking foot lettuce. Degenerate 1: How dare you foot. Degenerate 2: *mutters something*

by Shane Dawson's Cat May 21, 2020

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

Footing

Footing is the act of smelling, grading, and tasting all things feet, this includes feet, foot fungus, toenails, and dry skin

Vincent Alban begins footing a flavorful foot.

by Jaidadd6969 October 13, 2022

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by anonymous July 10, 2021

foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot

aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.

by lumberr June 4, 2019