f-puss

It is the imaginary vagina that most of your guy friends claim to get at parties. It is short for fake pussy.

Horny Guy: "Hey dude, I got crazy amounts of pussy last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah, got some mad f-puss dude?"
Horny Guy: "Yeah, but wtf is f-puss?"

by DirtyMexicanHobo January 8, 2011

f-town

A garbage town with two dozen Taco Bells, seven Chilis, an undereducated population, a low average income, sprawled development, and nothing to do but eat fast food and shop for meaningless shit. Essentially, what a majority of the United States will soon look like if a shift in priorities does not take shape.

Billy drove into an f-town Texaco when he realized he had a bad case of the green apple splatters.

examples:
Fresno, CA
Frisco, TX
Fayetteville, NC
Fairbanks, AK
Framingham, MA
santa Fe, NM
Fartville, USA

by Ian El Kazmir November 27, 2007

O.F.

old fashioned, or commonly known as Old Fuck. This bastard is only 18, but acts like he is 85. He will tell you war stories and have no idea what the fuck he is talking a bout because the only action he has seen is in the great squirrel massacre of Plymouth Rock. When you come to visit him you will be greeted by what at first looks like a old man that has see his far share of shit, but no its a 18 year old in a pair of overalls chewing on a grain stock, rocking in a chair with a 12- gauge shotgun in his lap. Oh, what is that you hear? It's fucking old time country music, and we're not talking about Johnny Cash, we mean some real red neck I fucked my sister type shit. If you are sensitive person don't come around because he is just as ruthless as he is old, or so he likes to think. The last thing is that he can't eat his food warm. He enjoys his nourishment to be between room temperature and -30 degree F.

O.F.: man I remember back with this all used to be farm land
George: Shut the fuck up OF, your baby ass hasn't even hit puberty.

Mom: Eat your food while its hot.
Son: I like it cold
Mom: Wow you are so OF

O.F.: A squirrel, only if i hd my 12 gauge

by gregangrew September 18, 2014

F-UGLY

Word used to descrbe as person as fuck ugly, often regarded as H.O.E

"you is one f-ugly slut..."

by phil j July 25, 2006

F'digity

For Sure, Damn sure, or Yeah buddy.

MD- You have to take a shit or something?
Johnnay- F'digity

by mikeo January 24, 2006

c & f

Cocky and funny. A strategy used to score with hot chicks.

Just be C & F with that HB9 and you're in!

by blubbery August 6, 2010

F.U.B.I.J.A.R.

Military acronym Fuck You Buddy I'm Just A Reservist

"Why didn't you salute me?"
"F.U.B.I.J.A.R.!"

by Scarfgoat January 19, 2008